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Post by unofficialartist on Mar 12, 2013 9:17:11 GMT -5
Rumps and romps. Fillets and fellatio. Sirloins and sucking. Some say it was invented by romans in 269 ad and institutionalized through st. valentines cousin claudius fellatio. Other s suggest that when WWII ended in 1945 president truman had the fbi covertly spread the word to act as a "welcome home" for the troops. All we really know is that steak and bj day is pretty darn awesome. The overarching theory is one of "mans valentines day". Every 14th of february men get the chance to display fondness for their significant other by showering them with gifts,flowers,dinner & other romantic baubles. They rack their brains for that one special gift that will show their spouse that they truly care. Here's a little secret: men feel a tad left out. They're too proud or embarrassed to admit it. Which is why this very "holiday" was created. March 14th is henceforth "steak and blowjob day." Simple,effective and self explanatory. This was created so that ladies can show their man how much they truly care for him. No cards,no flowers,no special night on the town. The name explains it all. Not only will S&BJD be a joyous day of sensuality for the men,but it will even instigate more effort during february for the women! It's a win-win.
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